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Sharri Markson Attends ‘Save Our ABC’ Rally Undercover, Exposes Pro-ABC Bias
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has disguised herself as a concerned citizen so she could attend the ‘Save Our ABC’ rally undercover. In her article for The Australian, published on Monday, the routinely mocked journalist revealed an undercurrent of… Read More ›
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Desperately Seeking Latham
Former Opposition Leader and full-time mother, Mark Latham has been appointed the new President of the National Housewife’s Association of Australia. There has been a collective scream of relief from many housewives around Australia. ‘I am so thrilled Mark has… Read More ›
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No One Comes Forward To Accuse Bill Cosby Of Rape Today
Bill Cosby, legendary comedian, 80’s sitcom hero and alleged rapist, has not been accused of rape by anyone new today. The beloved actor, who famously wore a multitude of sweaters and allegedly gave women pills to make it easier to… Read More ›
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Hundreds of ABC Staff To Be Efficiency Dividended
More than 400 staff are to be “efficiency dividended”, ABC managing director Mark Scott announced today, as part of implemented the federal government’s imposed $254 million efficiency dividends on the national broadcaster over five years. The news came after finance… Read More ›
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Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
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Anarchist Can’t Believe Posters Yet to Overthrow Capitalism
Stunned by the failure of his multiple posters explaining with simple slogans and graphics how capitalism is an fundamentally unjust system based on dehumanising exploitation threatening the total destruction of the planet, Newtown-based anarchist Michael Roberts admitted he was running out… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025