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Turnbull Unveils Internet Delivered To Front Lawn In Rolled Up Paper
The Liberal party have announced their new NBN delivery strategy will involve pages of the internet being printed on paper and distributed each day to your house. The new Paper To The Curb (PTTC) policy is a far cry from… Read More ›
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Kim Kardashian’s Arse Applauds US-China Emissions Deal
Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
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Miranda Devine Lays Wreath At Foot of Sewerage Ventilation Shaft
Daily Telegraph columnist Miranda Devine has been photographed laying a commemorative wreath at the base of the Hyde Park Obelisk, an out of service sewerage ventilation shaft constructed in the 1950s. It is part of an annual… Read More ›
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One More War Then We’ll Quit
On November 11, Remembrance Day, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that Australia’s Special Forces well be entering Iraq, but “this is the last time, we swear.” Remembrance Day is a memorial day observed by Commonwealth Nations, to commemorate the… Read More ›
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Racing Executive Implores “Extremists” Try And See It My Way
The chief executive of the Australian Racing Board has hit out at what he has labelled “close minded extremists” over their refusal to listen to the points his organisation has made and completely change their mind, following last week’s Melbourne… Read More ›
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Body Language Expert: Basically We Make All Of It Up
Canberra is in a state of crisis after shocking revelations surfaced that, far from being the exact science everyone thought it was, body language analysis consists mostly of conjecture and speculation. The great shock was unveiled by former body language… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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