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• Barnaby Calls For A National Apology To Victims Of The Bonk Ban

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded the Government issue a National apology to victims of the previous Government’s bonk ban. ”A lot of lives were ruined due to the ill-thought through bonk ban,”… Read More ›

• World Panics after Death Of Last Remaining Adult

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Relatives of the world’s last living adult Frank Barnstaple have confirmed that the 93 year old grown up has passed away, leaving the residents of the world frightened and bewildered. “When I was a kid there were adults everywhere making… Read More ›

• Donald Dutton Warns Australia To Be Wary Of Taylor Swift

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has warned the nation to be wary of American singer Taylor Swift, after Donald’s news station of choice, Sky News Australia, ran a story on the singer somehow being linked to a plot to destroy… Read More ›

• Weary Nation Wonders Which Culture War Dutton Is Fighting This Week

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  Weary Australian’s embarking on their first week back in the office have begun to wonder what culture war Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fighting this week, as they are bombarded with his face on tv, radio and in print. ”It’s… Read More ›

• ScoMo Boasts Of Secretly Appointing Himself Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former PM (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been quietly boasting to all who’ll listen how he has secretly appointed himself 2024’s Australian of the year. ”Scott, err, sorry ScoMo, is genuinely chuffed that he thought of this little scheme,”… Read More ›

• Parliament House Stationery Cupboard Warned To Watch Out For ScoMo

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  With news of his impending retirement those in charge of the Parliament house stationery cupboard have been warned to make sure that former Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, doesn’t clear it out. ”Mixed emotions, I will admit, in announcing that… Read More ›

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