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• Hanson: “Where’s The White Friday Sale?”

  By theunozblog on 23/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales. ”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites… Read More ›

• 32 Year Old’s Shocking Schoolies Revelation

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  32 year-old Sunshine Coast based courier, Jarred Jones, was left shocked and dismayed upon the realisation that he was in fact a toolie. Mr Jones had been travelling to the Gold Coast based annual drink and drug fest ‘Schoolies’ for… Read More ›

• England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory

  By theunozblog on 20/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up. ”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s… Read More ›

• Sky News Encourages Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Get Behind Dutton

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has put out the rally cry for their viewers, all 6 of them, to get behind low-polling Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton. ”We need our viewers to muck in and get… Read More ›

• Angus Taylor Proudly Tells His Colleagues That He Did A Meme

  By theunozblog on 15/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, really), Angus Taylor, has proudly told his colleagues that he did a meme about his opponent, Treasurer Jim Chalmers. ”Angus was very proud to successfully post a meme and from the right account as well,”… Read More ›

• News Corp Begins To Re-Polish A Turd

  By theunozblog on 14/11/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s unofficial Government in exile, News Corp, has taken on the task of re-polishing the turd that is Scott Morrison. ”After Albo beat Scott, err, ScoMo, at the last election we thought Dutton was our man,” said a News Corp… Read More ›

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