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• Hanson Reminds Voters That The K Is Silent When Voting Know In The Voice Referendum

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading racist, Pauling Hanson, has gone onto social media to spread the word to her followers to remember that the K is silent when voting know in the upcoming Voice referendum. ”This referendum is rigged against my people,” declared… Read More ›

• Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›

• Credlin Thanks Andrews After His Resignation Gave Her The Greatest Orgasm Of Her Life

  By theunozblog on 28/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life. ”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I… Read More ›

• Low Rating News Channel Takes Credit For Popular Premier’s Retirement

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has rushed out a press release that takes credit for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews retirement. ”What a great day, not only for Victoria, but also for our viewers, all 6 of them,” said… Read More ›

• Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest

  By theunozblog on 26/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn over the weekend that politics is in fact a popularity contest. ”Peter thought the object of the game was to appeal to Sky News after dark, he… Read More ›

• The Key To The Wallabies Future Success Is Grooming, States Alan Jones

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies. ”That we’re not hoisting up the World… Read More ›

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