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• Sussan Ley Considering A Sspill Against Dutton

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill. ”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a… Read More ›

• One Nation Condemns April Fools Day For Deliberately Targeting Their Voters

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  The One Nation party has taken time out from hassling overseas lobby groups for cash to speak out against April Fools Day. Claiming the day unfairly targeted their voters with elaborate scams and tricks. “How dare the inner city elite… Read More ›

• Dutton Condemns Melbourne Traffic After His Aston Candidate Faces A 40 Minute Drive To Get To The Electorate

  By theunozblog on 29/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade… Read More ›

• Low Rating News Channel Tells Low Polling Opposition Leader To Listen To Them

  By theunozblog on 28/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news channel Sky news Australia has called upon low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to listen to them and follow their agenda if he wants to become PM. ”No one has their finger pressed as… Read More ›

• Latham Puts One Nation’s Low Vote Down To The State’s Low Levels Of Literacy

  By theunozblog on 27/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy. ”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to… Read More ›

• Western Sydney Voters Will Have To Pay Tolls Before Voting

  By theunozblog on 24/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has told voters to make sure they bring cash when voting in tomorrow’s election as there will be toll booths operating at all voting booths in Western Sydney. ”We didn’t have enough time to… Read More ›

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