The world is counting down to the leap second being added to our clocks at the very of end on June 30, but Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is asking the CSIRO to remove 189216000 seconds from Australian clocks, taking… Read More ›
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Mafia Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From Liberal Party
Leading figures from the Italian mafia have spoken out to quash allegations raised in last Monday night’s episode of Four Corners that they have ever had any dealings with the Liberal Party. “We’re an honourable institution of thieves, extortionists and… Read More ›
Indonesia Protests Pistol And Boo Death Sentence
President Joko Widodo of Indonesia has called for Australia to stay the execution of Pistol and Boo, two dogs illegally smuggled into Australia by Hollywood A lister and international dog smuggler Johnny Depp. In a statement heard by The unAustralian yesterday… Read More ›
Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›
Abbott Restores Divine Right Of Kings To Perform Miracles
In a move sure to ignite fresh controversy, Prime Minister Tony Abbot has announced the restoration of the ancient Divine Right of Kings to cure scrofula and transmit the Royal Miracle. The reintroduction of the ability to cure scrofula or… Read More ›
Exclusive: Abbott’s Original Terror Draft Leaked
With Prime Minister Tony Abbott addressing Parliament to announce a new ‘security crackdown’ focussing on immigration, citizenship status and access to welfare to combat terrorism, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal the contents of of Mr Abbott’s unedited proposals. Despite several opportunities for… Read More ›
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