The National Party’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Affairs Both Home And Foreign
Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›
Nation’s Satirists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Coalition Returns To Power
Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Neck A Yard Glass Of Macca’s Coke In Honour Of Bob Hawke
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
Australia’s Coke Dealers Call For A Bail Out Package Following The Implementation Of The Election Advertising Blackout
Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›
News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten
News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›
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