The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Be Appointed ‘Special Envoy’ To The ABC
The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
Liberal Party Introduces 50% Quota For Bullies
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has announced that it will introduce quotas into their candidate selection process to ensure that the party is always represented by at least 50% bullies. “We’ve heard what people have said about quotas and we’ve listened,”… Read More ›
Turnbull Sends Dutton Strawberries As Gesture Of Reconciliation
Malcolm Turnbull has gifted Peter Dutton hundreds of punnets of strawberries in an effort to show that he has no hard feelings following the recent leadership crisis that cost the former PM his job. “I’ve vowed not to be like… Read More ›
United Nations Declares Mark Latham’s Robocalls Cruel And Inhumane Punishment
The United Nation has today declared that Mark Latham’s robocall to all voters in the seat of Longman on behalf of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party is cruel and inhumane punishment. “We condemn Australia for subjecting it’s citizens to this… Read More ›
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