Australian Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has unofficially launched his parties upcoming election campaign. Promising a country built around au pairs, polo and tax cuts for big business. “I promise that any Government I lead will always be… Read More ›
A raid by Fair Work Inspectors over the weekend on the MCG has discovered 44 underpaid students playing AFL for the Carlton Football Club. “We did have our suspicions early in the season when they looked about as close to… Read More ›
The French President has sensationally fired his Australian speech writer famed sports commentator Bruce McAveney and apologised to the Australian Prime Minister, his Wife and the Australian people after he referred to Mrs Turnbull as delicious. In a speech delivered… Read More ›
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
Following on from a disapointing turn out to week one of the finals the NRL has confidently predicted that week two of the finals will bring the crowds back and are hopeful of crowd numbers reaching double or even triple… Read More ›
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