Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Leaves Abattoir With Sack Of Offal To Feed Far Right
Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0
Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›
The (un) Australian Goes Live And Libellous!
Tuesday May 3rd. 7:45 pm Thatcher Cider Lounge, The Factory Theatre 105 Victoria Road, Marrickville. Tickets now on sale Come one, come all to bear witness to the greatest comedy event since George Brandis tried to explain metadata. After nearly two… Read More ›
Shorten Excited That People Are Talking About Him Even If It Is Only Faceless Men Who Plan To Knife Him
Labor leader and warm favourite to appear on the next season of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out of Here Bill Shorten was excited to hear that people were talking about him, even if it was only Labor’s faceless men planning… Read More ›