Malcolm Turnbull has gifted Peter Dutton hundreds of punnets of strawberries in an effort to show that he has no hard feelings following the recent leadership crisis that cost the former PM his job. “I’ve vowed not to be like… Read More ›
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Hanson Tells 9 Year Old Anthem Girl To Meet Her Behind The Bike Sheds After School
Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a challenge to the 9 year old Queensland school girl who refused to stand up for the national anthem to meet her behind the bike sheds after school where it will definitely be on. “You… Read More ›
Herald Sun Launches New Motto “We’re Not Racist But…….”
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s New Book Announced As A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars
Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›
Shorten Refuses Dutton’s Request For A Parliamentary Au Pair
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has declined to offer Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton a parliamentary au pair so that the Minister would be able to miss this week’s sitting of parliament. “Usually it is a formality that the Opposition… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Lowers Pension Age For Prime Ministers
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
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