Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
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Bob Katter Condemns Elton John Over Crocodile Rock
Australian politician Bob Katter has condemned singer Elton John over his 1973 hit song Crocodile Rock claiming the song is pro-crocodile and anti-far north Queenslander. “Can you believe the hide on this fella, millions of people are in danger from… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Schools Teach That 40% Is Worth More Than 60%
Liberal party defector Cory Bernardi has issued a press release demanding that in light of the results of the Marriage Equality survey Australian schools must start teaching students that 40% is worth more than 60%. “It’s patently obvious to Myself… Read More ›
Bob Katter’s 150 Different Personalities Form Own Parliament
Far North Queensland politician Bob Katter has vowed to form his own House of Representatives next week using the 150 separate personalities from inside his own head. “I had to kick a couple of them out for being dual citizens… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Begins Fact Finding Tour Of Zimbabwe
Tony Abbott has landed in Harare for the start of a short tour of Zimbabwe where he hopes to learn more about the East African nation’s model for changing the head of the government. “As a Rhodes scholar I’ve always… Read More ›
Abbott: ‘Islam Contradicts Australian Values On Gay Marriage’
Member for Warringah, Tony Abbott has sent a stinging rebuke to Islam at a press conference held today, in the wake of the results of the postal survey on same-sex marriage. “Australia is a country of tolerance and acceptance,” Mr… Read More ›
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