The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0
Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Spends Weekend On Couch With Tim Tams After Being Dumped By The Media
A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
North Korean Missile Upset At Missing Out On Parade
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
George Christensen’s Operation To Remove A Benign Bernardi Successful
Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Calls On All Men To Boycott Fernwood Fitness Centre
Opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out strongly against what he deems an ‘anti-men’ agenda, calling it ‘politically correct madness’ and demanding all men boycott the women only gym Fernwood Fitness. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott said: “Look as… Read More ›