Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Flabbergasted To Be Kneed In The Groin After Wolf Whistling Ronda Rousey
Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Postpones Karaoke Night Until Section 18c Is Amended
News Corp columnist and President of the Tony Abbott fan club Andrew Bolt, has decided to postpone his annual karaoke party until after Section 18c of the racial discrimination act is amended. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained the… Read More ›
Coles Workers To Lose Weekend Penalty Pizza Toppings
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
Dutton Tells CEO’s To Stop Talking About Workplace Bullying And Talk to Ray Hadley Instead
Federal Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has attacked the nation’s CEO’s over their continued input into matters that he feels doesn’t concern them. The issues Minister Dutton singled out in particular were marriage equality and workplace bullying…. Read More ›
South Australia To Be Powered By Outrage Over Coopers Video
Steam coming out the ears of self righteous twats offended by the Coopers Light/Bible Society viral video will be harnessed to create electricity and stored in giant batteries, announced South Australian premier Jay Weatherall yesterday. “The average inner city beardo… Read More ›