Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
For too long, history has been dictated by liberal elites who insist on a “politically correct” narrative of “facts”. Now, from the Land of the Newly Free Now Trump Is in The White House, there is a new “disruptive” agenda… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator and aspiring voiceover artist Jacqui Lambie has confirmed today that she will appear next week in the car park of ABC TV’s Q&A program. Her appearance in the car park is to help aid a discussion of ideas… Read More ›
LNP MPs were today treated to a magical dose of Christmas nostalgia by Treasurer Scott ‘Santa’ Morrison. As Morrison passed a lump of coal around the government benches, MPs rejoiced as they relived many a Christmas morning staring wide-eyed at… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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