Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›
Tony Scanlon who lives under a rock in the Kuring-gai Chase National Park was surprised today when he found out that Australia is detaining refugees on islands and that some people don’t like it very much. “How come I never… Read More ›
There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›
Former politician David Oldfield has been left reeling after meeting some intelligent people for the first time in his life as a participant in the SBS program First Contact. “When you move in One Nation circles you only ever meet… Read More ›
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Australia’s gingerbread men and women have come out in protest against a proposed sugar tax that will end up costing them an arm and a leg. “If bakers start using less sugar we’ll be the first to suffer,” complained Maroochydore… Read More ›
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