The One Nation Party candidate hoping to fill Rod Culleton’s senate position should his election be found invalid has put out a desperate plea to the remaining members of the party not to hog all the looniness before he has… Read More ›
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Labor To Replace Ministers With Unpaid Interns In Budget Savings Measure
The Australian Labor Party has announced that, as part of its plan to bring the budget back into surplus should they win government, it will replace all government ministers with unpaid interns. The move follows Shadow Assistant Treasurer Andrew Leigh’s successful trial… Read More ›
George Brandis Regrets Hiring Bob Day To Build His Bookshelves
Following Bob Day’s resignation from Parliament, Attorney-General George Brandis has spoken of his frustration after revealing he hired Senator Day to build some bookshelves in his office. A livid Senator Brandis told The (un)Australian: “I hired Bob Day in good faith to knock… Read More ›
Hanson Ups Ante On Dutton: ‘No Boat Person Should Ever Watch Neighbours’
One Nation’s Pauline Hanson has suggested the Turnbull Government’s proposed lifetime ban from Australia for asylum seekers who attempt to arrive by boat, should “go further”. “It’s good that they’re banning them,” Senator Hanson said. “But preventing people ever seeing family… Read More ›
Dutton Proposes Changing Anthem To ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
Immigration Minister and part-time Mr Potato Head impersonator Peter Dutton has proposed changing Australia’s national anthem from Advance Australia Fair to Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels. Minister Dutton told The (un)Australian: “Our anthem is out of date… Read More ›
Census Fail Leaves Australia With No Clue Of Jedi Population
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has admitted that the debacle over the 2016 Census has left frustrated infrastructure planners with no idea how many Jedi Knights there are in the country. “Census data is vital in determining how the nation’s… Read More ›
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