Nine Malaysian nationals are facing long jail terms after refusing to strip down and streak at a Matador Cup cricket match last night in Perth. “I turned around and was absolutely shocked to see a big bunch of blokes in… Read More ›
auspol
NSW Debt Free Following Big Win On The Pokies
The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›
Comminsure Policy Document Wins Nobel Prize For Literature
The Swedish Academy has awarded the writer of Comminsure’s Life Care Cover policy document the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature citing “great swathes of fanciful invention and imaginative wordplay”. “The work transports the reader into a beautifully constructed fantasy land… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Put In Charge Of Fish Tank
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Asks The Swans And Storm To Join Him On A Victory Lap
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Spends Gap Year Backpacking Through Iraq
Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 