Speaking on condition of anonymity, a high-ranking ISIS official told The (un)Australian from an unknown location in northern Iraq that Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s much-criticised comments on ISIS strategy after the group’s latest atrocities in Brussels were basically correct…. Read More ›
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Government To Render Down The Dead To Fill Budget Black Hole
The debt to society is currently forgiven when someone dies – now the government is reconsidering the policy. The Turnbull government is considering the controversial move of collecting tax arrears from the dead, through recovering commercial quantities of phosphorus by… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Stay In Parliament To Help Stop Boaty McBoatface
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Sends The Senate To Its Room With No TV Privileges
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
Fairfax Reveals Firing Journalists Most Profitable Part Of Journalism Industry
Fairfax has revealed it intends to capitalise on the $27m half-year profit made by its Sydney Morning Herald masthead by reinvesting that revenue in the most profitable part of the journalism sector, firing journalists. Extending its readership lead over The Daily… Read More ›
World Records Highest February Levels Of People Saying “How About This Heat”
The world is facing a climate emergency after figures released by security listening agency Echelon revealed that in February people used the phrase “How about this heat” a record 1.5% times above the average. “Our scanning of intercepted phone conversations,… Read More ›