Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›
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Johnny Depp’s Dogs Refuse To Rule Out Running Against Barnaby Joyce
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
Spider Overpopulation Causes Rising Web Prices
Sydney’s spider plague has been blamed for a sharp rise in the cost of webs, with many generation Y spiders facing the prospect of being permanently priced out of the web market. “This has been a great summer in terms… Read More ›
Alan Jones Receives Top Honour In International Women’s Day Awards
Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones has been named Feminist Ally of The Year at a star-studded lunch overlooking Sydney Harbour today as part of International Women’s Day celebrations. In a move that has outraged feminists, the Feminist Ally of The Year… Read More ›
New Book Claims Peta Credlin Re-Gifted Flowers To Mrs Abbott, Virginity To Mr Abbott
A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›
Turnbull: ‘Mardi Gras A Needed Break From The Hard Work Of Caving To Homophobia’
The first prime minister to ever attend Sydney’s famed Mardi Gras parade, Malcolm Turnbull, said he thoroughly enjoyed the gay pride street parade, saying he “really needed a bit of a break” having been “hard at work” caving to his… Read More ›