Labor leader and warm favourite to appear on the next season of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out of Here Bill Shorten was excited to hear that people were talking about him, even if it was only Labor’s faceless men planning… Read More ›
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Channel 10 To Launch New Show I’m A Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here
Following the success of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out Of Here Network 10 has moved to cash in on the phenomenon by announcing the spin off show, I’m a Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here…. Read More ›
KKK Keen To Have Tony Abbott Speak To Them About The Importance Of Families
American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell May Miss Royal Commission Hearing Due To Bout Of ‘Justicitis’
“George is feeling pretty unwell and not really up to flying to Australia for your hearing,” Cardinal George Pell’s doctor has written in a letter to the Royal Commission Into Child Sexual Abuse. Although the exact details of Pell’s illness… Read More ›
Federal Government Cancels Tony Abbott’s Visa
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has cancelled the visa of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott ahead of Mr Abbott’s proposed trip to the United States. Mr Abbott is due to address the ultra-conservative Alliance Defending Freedom in keeping with his… Read More ›
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