The Liberal Party federal caucus will vote tonight to determine the leader of the party — and therefore the 29th Prime Minister of Australia. The role of Prime Minister is to represent Australia internationally as a statesman and, domestically, be a leader… Read More ›
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Liberal MPs Consult Bill Shorten On Proper ‘Knifing A Leader’ Technique
A group of disgruntled Government back benchers has sought a meeting with opposition leader Bill Shorten to seek advice on what technique is best used to knife a sitting prime minister. A spokesperson for the group who requested anonymity, so… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Bumps Into Malcolm Turnbull At Prime Ministerial Chair Section Of Officeworks
Shoppers reported that Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull both turned and made a hasty retreat from a Canberra branch of Officeworks after accidentally bumping into each other whilst browsing in the prime minister’s section of the store’s executive chairs department…. Read More ›
Peter Andre To Run For PM In 2016
Australian pop superstar and reality TV tragic Peter Andre has announced that he will be putting himself forward for the top job of Australian Prime Minister for the upcoming federal election. Mr Andre told The (Un)Australian that he was inspired by fellow… Read More ›
Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Take In Hot Young Female Refugees
As a tsunami of Middle-Eastern refugees inundates Europe, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has offered to help relieve the pressure by offering housing to some. Following Finnish PM Juha Sipilä’s lead, who today stated that refugees could stay in… Read More ›
Queen Treats Record Milestone As Any Other Day: Does Nothing Of Any Value To Anyone
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has eschewed major celebrations and instead is opting for an ordinary day of tax payer funded decadence and pointless ceremonial rituals to mark her becoming England’s longest reinging monarch. On Wednesday, the Queen surpassed Queen… Read More ›