Potential members for the West Australian seat of Canning have begun campaigning furiously for the honour of occupying the seat for the final sputtering days of the current government. “I don’t think I’ll even bother buying plane tickets to Canberra… Read More ›
An ACTU-backed grassroots army is secretly training in Dubai, vowing to defeat the government and consign Prime Minister Tony Abbott to political history, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal. The unprecedented, top-secret campaign involves rank-and-file activists training with active members of… Read More ›
Former Opposition Leader and the only man that the taxi industry has recommended try using Uber, Mark Latham, has called for schools to add trolling to the curriculum. The move comes as Latham “resigned” yesterday as a columnist from The… Read More ›
Members of Australia’s federal parliament are keen for a conscience vote on marriage equality to take place as soon as possible so they can go back to voting without having to consult any kind of moral compass. “It’s hard work… Read More ›
Conservative commentators have banded together to demand Prime Minister Abbott have Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull tried for treason. Speaking off the record, a conservative commentator, whom we shall refer to as AB, told The (un)Australian of their anger toward Turnbull,… Read More ›
Actor Joaquin Phoenix has admitted that the bumbling Aussie prime minister “Tony Abbott” is a character he has been filming on the sly as the subject of the long awaited follow up to his 2010 mockumentary “I’m Still Here”, to… Read More ›
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