Satan, or Beelzebub as he’s also known, has cancelled his planned appearance at a Liberal party fundraiser citing a potential conflict of interest. A spokesperson for Satan told The (un)Australian: “Look, Satan booked the appearance months ago through Bronwyn Bishop’s chief of… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›
Abbott Refuses To Rule Out Allowing People The Right To Marry Coal
Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›
Bronwyn Bishop Appears Clapped Out
Former House of Representatives speaker and the MP most likely to be named Australia’s next Minister for Aviation Bronwyn Bishop appears to be all clapped out. After yesterday’s announcement that Tony Smith would replace Ms Bishop in the role of… Read More ›
Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Appalled His Column Is Printed In Black Ink
Herald Sun columnist and proud booer of the Sydney Swans, Andrew Bolt has expressed anger and dismay that his column is only ever printed in newspapers around the country in black ink. A spokesperson for the blogger told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›