The Reclaim Australia group has issued a press release today denying they are a bunch of racists, insisting they would prefer to be called the correct term of “bigots”. The press release came in the form of a poorly filmed YouTube video featuring… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey’s Wife Threatens To Sell Her Canberra Home Should Laws Be Changed
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey’s wife, Melissa Babbage has today announced that should parliament change the laws that allow politicians to stay in their spouses homes in Canberra whilst paying rent to the spouse, then she will sell her Canberra home… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Challenges The Greens To A Game Of Eye Spy
Federal immigration minister Peter Dutton has formally challenged the Greens to a game of “Eye-spy” in an effort to form a closer bond between the Greens and the Liberals, who for years have had a frosty relationship. The offer, however,… Read More ›
Australia Hit By Inflationary Crisis As Thousands Get Good Jobs That Pay Good Money
Australia is being rocked by record high inflationary rates today as thousands of Australians use Treasurer Joe Hockey’s $360,000 a year salary as a yardstick by which to act upon Mr Hockey’s advice to get good jobs that pay well…. Read More ›
Voters In Warringah To Choose Between Two Dicks At Next Federal Election
Voters in the NSW north shore seat of Warringah will, at the next election, have the tough decision of choosing between two dicks following entrepreneur Dick Smith’s decision to run as a candidate against Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Dick Smith’s decision to run… Read More ›
Parliamentary ‘Bless You’ Proposed After Alan Jones Sneeze
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›