A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
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“18 Year-Old Burqa Wearing Alcoholic Abortionists Public Enemy Number 1”: Fred Nile
Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
Kevin Andrews Horrified To Learn Yesterday Wasn’t The Christine Milne Roast
Federal Minister for Defence and hair dye advocate Kevin Andrews was horrified to learn that yesterday wasn’t the day of the Christine Milne roast. Milne had announced she was stepping down as Greens leaders, to which Andrews tweeted: “Does it really matter who will… Read More ›
Alan Jones Miffed By Greens Leadership Snub
Former Wallabies coach, Andre Rieu accompanist, radio broadcaster and newly minted anti-coal seam gas opponent, Alan Jones has told colleagues that he is quite miffed and annoyed that he was not tapped on the shoulder to take over the leadership… Read More ›
Editorial: Bolt’s Right, Taxpayers Should Not Fund SBS’s The Backburner, They Should Fund Us
Renown satirist Andrew Bolt has strongly criticised SBS for wasting taxpayers’ money on its satirical page, The Backburner, paying for what he called “utterly unfunny ‘satire’ relentless attacking Liberals, conservatives, Tony Abbott, climate sceptics and any other deviants from Left-wing dogma”. Here at… Read More ›
Australia Pledges To Send More Celebrities To Earthquake Torn Nepal
The Australian government has pledged to send to Nepal, which has been ravaged by an horrific earthquake that has left thousands dead and tens of thousands homeless, as many celebrities as Qantas Premium Economy can fly into the country. Already former Packed to… Read More ›