Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
In a show of support for the much dejected and harassed President of the Australian Human Rights and Equality Opportunity Commission, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has gone ahead and married Professor Gillian Triggs. “I’ve always admired Gillian greatly,” said the minister… Read More ›
Australia’s self professed most-read blogger and bias expert, Andrew Bolt has today spoken of the marriage between the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin and her husband, federal Liberal Party director Brian Loughane, condemning it as a leftist conspiracy to bring… Read More ›
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
The former Minister for Trade and President for Life of the parliamentary cross party musical theatre society Dr Craig Emerson has made a surprise cameo appearance in the Ryan Murphy comedy drama Glee as “the Minister for Music.” Dr Emerson… Read More ›
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