Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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ScoMo Invites Trump To Join Him For A State Dinner At Engadine Macca’s
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›
Channel 9 To Release A Mitch Marsh Commemorative Humble Pie
Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
BUPA Meets Healthier Version Of Itself That Runs Decent Nursing Homes
Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
“My Husband May Be A C*nt But He’s Not A Monster,” Says Kirilly Dutton
The wife of the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has come out strongly in his defence claiming that whilst ‘he may be a real c*nt he is definitely not a monster.’ “I’m sick and tired of people coming… Read More ›
Human Excrement Levels Atop Uluru At Dangerously Toxic Levels
Experts have warned that the level of human excrement on the sacred site of Uluru is reaching potentially toxic levels. The warning comes after human excrement was filmed sliding down the side of the monolith by a camera crew from A… Read More ›
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