Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›
Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
The wife of the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has come out strongly in his defence claiming that whilst ‘he may be a real c*nt he is definitely not a monster.’ “I’m sick and tired of people coming… Read More ›
Experts have warned that the level of human excrement on the sacred site of Uluru is reaching potentially toxic levels. The warning comes after human excrement was filmed sliding down the side of the monolith by a camera crew from A… Read More ›
One Nation’s supreme leader Pauline Hanson has thrown a hissy fit in the Senate. Threatening to urinate on the floor unless somebody pays her some attention. The hissy fit followed the failure of the Senate to listen to Pauline Hanson’s… Read More ›
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