Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
Australia
Bob Katter Condemns Elton John Over Crocodile Rock
Australian politician Bob Katter has condemned singer Elton John over his 1973 hit song Crocodile Rock claiming the song is pro-crocodile and anti-far north Queenslander. “Can you believe the hide on this fella, millions of people are in danger from… Read More ›
Shaun Marsh Posts Timely Reminder Of Compromising Pictures He Has Of Selectors
Western Australian Cricketer Shaun Marsh has used the last round of the Shefield Shield prior to the first Ashes test to remind Australian cricket selectors of the compromising pictures that he has of them. “What can we do, I mean… Read More ›
RSI Strikes Down Parliament House Nameplate Painter
The official painter of nameplates on the office doors of the Australian parliament has taken extended sick leave after recent overwork has led to inflammation of a repetitive strain injury in his painting arm. “My right hand has tightened into… Read More ›
New Zealand PM’s Cat Run Over, Peter Dutton Asked To Provide Alibi
The country of New Zealand is in mourning today after the sudden death of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s cat, Puddles. The nation’s First Cat was the victim of a hit and run car accident, with New Zealand police listing Australian… Read More ›
Confident Malcolm Roberts Just Assumes Judges Will Ignore The Evidence
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is confident that today’s hearing into his eligibility to sit as a member of parliament will find in his favour as he assumes that the Judges will just ignore the evidence and side with him…. Read More ›
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