Nine Malaysian nationals are facing long jail terms after refusing to strip down and streak at a Matador Cup cricket match last night in Perth. “I turned around and was absolutely shocked to see a big bunch of blokes in… Read More ›
Australia
Wyatt Roy Spends Gap Year Backpacking Through Iraq
Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›
Mike Baird Visits Flood Site, Weeps Over Lost Pokies Revenue
Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
Australia Adopts New Zealand Style Social Service System By Moving Everyone On Welfare To Bondi
Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›
China Apologises For Thinking We’d Listen To Sam Dastyari
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
Annual Leave Cancelled For All Defamation Lawyers As Derryn Hinch Enters The Senate
Australia’s defamation lawyers have braced themselves to be working around the clock to deal with the fallout from whatever senator elect Derryn Hinch might have to say in his maiden speech in parliament. “I was looking forward to two weeks… Read More ›
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