With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›
Australian Open
Australia Takes Two Week Break From Being Crap At Cricket To Enjoy Being Crap At Tennis
Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
Australian Open Moved To Surface Of The Sun
Tennis Australia officials have confirmed that next year’s Australian Open will be played on the surface of the sun after complaints about the heat on Rod Laver Arena. “We had a good look around for a surface that was cooler… Read More ›
Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›
Andy Murray Looking Forward to Commonwealth Games
Britain’s number one tennis player has indicated that he is really, really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games. The great hope of English tennis, born in Scotland, held a press conference after playing a match in one of the colonies at… Read More ›
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