Tennis Australia officials have confirmed that next year’s Australian Open will be played on the surface of the sun after complaints about the heat on Rod Laver Arena. “We had a good look around for a surface that was cooler… Read More ›
Australian Open
Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›
Andy Murray Looking Forward to Commonwealth Games
Britain’s number one tennis player has indicated that he is really, really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games. The great hope of English tennis, born in Scotland, held a press conference after playing a match in one of the colonies at… Read More ›
Lleyton Hewitt Retires Doing What He Does Best – Hurling Abuse At Tennis Officials
Former tennis brat and now somehow beloved elder statesman of Australian tennis, Lleyton Hewitt has ended his decorated career at the Australian Open after a loss in the second round to David Ferrer. Hewitt’s last match saw him doing what he… Read More ›
Tantrum Fixing Allegations Rock Tennis
The Australian Open tennis tournament has been scandalised after a former player revealed that many high profile tantrums have been fixed by gangsters. “It’s an open secret that certain players will bung on a dummy spit to take advantage of… Read More ›
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