The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›
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Turnbull Condemns Shorten For Not Spitting On The Poor
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has launched a scathing attack on opposition leader Bill Shorten after Mr Shorten failed to spit on a poor person he passed on the street and had the gall to suggest a rise to the minimum… Read More ›
Joyce And Abbott To Star In Dumb And Dumber Three
Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands Royal Commission Into His Sex Life
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
Compulsory Recall Ordered Of Explosive Michaelia Cashes
The government has ordered the immediate recall of millions of defective Michaelia Cashes after the spectacular self combustion of one of the units almost caused fatal damage to its owner. “These things could go off at the least bit of… Read More ›
Michaelia Cash Tells Labor To “Cash Me Outside”
Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›