Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
Bill Shorten
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
“Parliament So Much Nicer Without Those Freaks From The Lower House” Says Senate
After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
China Constructing Artificial Sam Dastyari In South China Sea
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
Bob Katter’s 150 Different Personalities Form Own Parliament
Far North Queensland politician Bob Katter has vowed to form his own House of Representatives next week using the 150 separate personalities from inside his own head. “I had to kick a couple of them out for being dual citizens… Read More ›
Yes Vote Disqualified For Dual Citizenship
Yes has been ruled ineligible to win the SSM postal vote after admitting that it is a citizen of several other languages. “Yes has not taken any steps to denounce its citizenship of the French language where it is known… Read More ›
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