The Australian Government has announced that following the Senate’s decision to block a planned marriage equality plebiscite it will circumvent the Senate and hold a non-binding postal plebiscite. In completely unrelated news they also announced that funding for Australia post… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›
Aspiring Opposition leader and former boxer Tony Abbott has announced that he will be training in the same camp as newly crowned boxing champion Jeffrey Horn. Mr Abbott will be training with Horn in preparation for his highly anticipated next… Read More ›
Leader of the Labor party Bill Shorten has announced that he has appointed former Winter Olympics gold medallist Stephen Bradbury as his campaign manager in the lead up to the next federal election. Stephen Bradbury spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›
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