An exotic dancer has confessed that she once entered a Labor Party branch meeting but turned around and left once she realised what was going on. “I was booked to do a bloke’s fiftieth birthday party but turned up at… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Challenge Fake Tradie
Former Prime Minister and passionate onion eater Tony Abbott has been canvassing colleagues to ascertain if he has the numbers to challenge the Liberal Party’s Fake Tradie. Fake Tradie has taken the social media world by storm since he debuted… Read More ›
Bill Shorten To Change His Name To Donkey
In what some people are calling the longest and most boring election campaign in history, it finally looks like there could be an interesting twist. Documents leaked exclusively to The (un)Australian reveal that with less than 2 weeks left until… Read More ›
Voters Discover They Can Direct Their Own Preferences
The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›
Election Day Cake Stalls Banned Due To Nut Allergies
The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
Man With No Liberal-Voting Friends Still Posting Daily Statuses Urging Friends Not To Vote Liberal
A 31-year-old sociology tutor has spent the past four weeks-plus posting daily Facebook statuses urging each and every one of his 387 Facebook friends to “under no circumstances” vote Liberal in the July 2 federal elections — despite having absolutely no Liberal voting… Read More ›
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