Cricket Australia has taken the unprecedented step of applying to the courts ahead of the Sydney test to take out a restraining against the Prime Minister. Claiming that his constant talk of cricket at the expense of the bushfires is… Read More ›
Bushfires
Scotty From Marketing Promises Free Tickets To The Cricket For All Those Affected By The Bushfires
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Plant 1000’s Of Palm Trees To Replace Bush Lost To Fire
Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›
ScoMo Concerned That Bushfires Will Skip Containment Lines And Spread To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
Prime Minister Blames Heatwave On Bushfires
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that the current heatwave conditions ravaging most parts of Australia were not caused by climate change, but by the bushfires currently incinerating Australia. Scomo told a packed Engadine Maccas: ” I’m no scientist, but… Read More ›
Country Folk Finally Feel City’s Pain After Wind Blows Traffic Jam Into The Bush
People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
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