Backbencher Barnaby Joyce has been shopping around the exclusive story of what he had for lunch over the weekend. The Joyce camp are hoping to get as much as $1.50 for the world exclusive. “We are hopeful that the networks… Read More ›
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Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion
An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces World Exclusive Interview With Roseanne Barr
Channel 7 has today announced that their flagship current affairs program Sunday Night will sit down and interview Roseanne Barr, fresh off her firing for a series of racist tweets. “We have worked hard this year as a network to reach out… Read More ›
“Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them
The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›
Channel 7 Stunned To Learn They Paid $150K To An Irrelevant Backbencher
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›
Commonwealth Games Athletes From Melbourne Seek Asylum On The Gold Coast
Officials from the Australian Commonwealth Games team have confirmed that 25 athletes from Melbourne have gone missing from the games village and are believed to be seeking asylum on the Gold Coast. “Please don’t send me back home, I can’t… Read More ›
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