Channel 9 has announced that due to it’s loss of the cricket broadcasting rights is will be forced to make some big calls on some of their stars. With the first one being that they wil be sending former Australian… Read More ›
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Channel 9 Cancels Don Burke’s Planned ARIA Appearance Replaces Him With Rolf Harris
The Nine network has reacted to the allegations made against former presenter Don Burke by cancelling all his appearances on the network including his planned appearance at the upcoming ARIA music awards. “We had Burkey pencilled in to join Darryl… Read More ›
Channel 9 Promises To Fix Wage Concerns By Giving Karl Stefanovic A Pay Rise
The Nine Network has reacted to the loss of Today Show host Lisa Wilkinson by promising to fix all wage disparity concerns starting immediately by raising Karl Stefanovic’s pay. “We have heard the criticism levelled at us and we have… Read More ›
We Were On Painkillers When We Hired Eddie McGuire Admits Channel Nine
Television network Channel Nine has apologised for hiring Eddie McGuire and blamed the decision on painkillers and antibiotics it had taken while recovering from some low ratings. “We were as high as a kite and for some reason thought Eddie… Read More ›
Channel 9’s AFL Footy Show To Be Broadcast Live From Beirut
Channel 9 has today announced that next week’s broadcast of the AFL Footy Show will be telecast live in Beirut after a deal was struck with the Lebanese government. A spokesperson for the network told The (un)Australian: “We’re very excited to be taking… Read More ›
Channel 9 Execs Greenlight Daryl Somers Hypnotism Show, Cluck Like Chickens
Channel 9 executives gave a rare insight into how television shows are selected and produced today by holding a press conference in which they outlined the rationale for choosing Daryl Somers new hypnotism show, and then started flapping their folded arms… Read More ›
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