The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›
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ScoMo Doesn’t Rule Out Joining The LIV Golf Tour
Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future. ”I am back on… Read More ›
Barnaby To Spend The Day Discussing Jobs Particularly Head And Blow At Today’s Summit
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Comment On Whether Or Not He’s Still Secret PM
Australia’s former Finance, Health and Resources Minister Scott Morrison has refused to comment on whether or not he has been secretly sworn in as Prime Minister. ”Look, I won’t be commentating at this time but let’s just say my days… Read More ›
Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
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