The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi
Cory Bernardi Takes Back Friendship Bracelet From Tony Abbott
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Cory Bernardi Launches Scathing Attack On The Government
De Facto opposition leader Cory Bernardi, fresh off making America great again by leaving there has launched a scathing attack on the Government (of which he is a member). Labelling a potential carbon tax as, ‘the dumbest thing he has… Read More ›
Australia Drops Plans For Climate Bullshit Emission Scheme
The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›
Crisis As Media Struggles To Find Journos Sober Enough To Write Op-Eds on Trump’s Win
One thing that you could always count on after a US election was that whoever wins, Democrat or Republican, there would be a flood of media think pieces offering rapidly formulated analysis covering every conceivable angle of who won and… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Pledges To ‘Make Australia Great Again’ By Staying Overseas
Conservative Senator Cory Bernardi has decided it is time to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ by extending his overseas posting indefinitely. The Senator, currently in New York to observe and heckle the United Nations, made the announcement in his weekly podcast…. Read More ›
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