The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
The Australian Cricket Board (ACB) is breathing a sigh of relief today after Sydney’s controversial lockout laws saved the life of their newest Hall of Fame inductee David Boon. Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for the ACB expressed… Read More ›
Pat Cummins’ dream of finally wearing his baggy green more than once edged closer to reality today, with Cricket Australia announcing that he would be 12th man for the first test against Pakistan on Dec 15. The 12th man role… Read More ›
The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›
Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›
The selectors for the Australian cricket team have marched to the forefront of a worldwide rejection of the so called “elites” by maintaining a policy of refusing to select any elite sportsmen. “The US election has shown that people no… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 