Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott fresh off a round of interviews with TV, radio, podcasts, newspapers, friendly grocers and random people he’s met on the bus has spoken of how impressed he is with former Australian Cricket captain Michael Clarke… Read More ›
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Nine Malaysians Arrested For Not Streaking At Cricket
Nine Malaysian nationals are facing long jail terms after refusing to strip down and streak at a Matador Cup cricket match last night in Perth. “I turned around and was absolutely shocked to see a big bunch of blokes in… Read More ›
Shane Warne Mini-Series Only Viewable On Mobile Phones
The new mini-series on the life of legendaryAustralian leg spinner Shane Warne will be the first TV show to only be available on mobile phones. “The mobile phone has been Shane’s medium of choice for ordering pizza, sending late night… Read More ›
Australian Cricket Team Appoints Roxy Jacenko As New Batting Coach To Combat Spin
The Australian cricket team, fresh off it’s latest thrashing at the hands of Sri Lanka on the sub-continent, has appointed public relations ‘guru’ and star of 60 Minutes Roxy Jacenko as their new batting coach. The move is hoped to help… Read More ›
Aussie Runner Goes Back To Make Sure Fallen Opponent Stays Down
An Australian athlete has been praised for showing the true spirit of Aussie sportsmanship by stopping in the middle of a 5000 metre race and returning to push a fallen rival back to the ground. “I saw that a runner… Read More ›
Warne Foundation Reaches Goal Of Providing Mobile Phones For Every Hot Babe
Shane Warne has announced that his personal charity The Shane Warne Foundation will be wound down after achieving its stated aim that no hot babe will be without a mobile phone by the year 2020. “It’s a cause very close… Read More ›