Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
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Barnaby Calls For Vic Premier To Allow Exemptions To Lock Down For Those Wishing To Bonk
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Vic’s To Live Vicariously Through Him For The Next Few Weeks
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister. “We are all Victorians,” said… Read More ›
Kelly Gang Commended For Wearing Masks
Dan Andrews has praised outlaw Ned Kelly and his gang for following the correct mask wearing protocol while going about their business of robbing banks and ranging about in the bush. “I watched the video Ned put up on YouTube… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls To Be Made Special Envoy To Melbourne Hotel Security
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
World’s Introverts Declare Melbourne The World’s Most Live Able City
The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock… Read More ›
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