President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
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Crisis As Media Struggles To Find Journos Sober Enough To Write Op-Eds on Trump’s Win
One thing that you could always count on after a US election was that whoever wins, Democrat or Republican, there would be a flood of media think pieces offering rapidly formulated analysis covering every conceivable angle of who won and… Read More ›
Alien Empire Watching US Poll Results Closely To See If There Is Any Point In Still Invading
As polls begin to close across the United States, the whole world tensely awaits for the outcome of the nastiest and hardest fought United States elections in living memory — and it turns out, the world is not alone. In… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Pledges To ‘Make Australia Great Again’ By Staying Overseas
Conservative Senator Cory Bernardi has decided it is time to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ by extending his overseas posting indefinitely. The Senator, currently in New York to observe and heckle the United Nations, made the announcement in his weekly podcast…. Read More ›
America Prepares To Vote For Which Type Of Chaos To Descend Into
The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›
Man Without Gun Causes Panic At Trump Rally
Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›