Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›
Election
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Rupert Murdoch Announces That He Will not Be Standing As A Palmer United Party Candidate
Former Australian resident and professional Monty Burns look alike Rupert Murdoch has announced that he will not be returning to Australia to run as a Candidate for the Palmer United Party (PUP), at the next Federal election, which he hopes… Read More ›
Newspapers Despair That Mike Baird Might Actually Lose
NSW Premier Mike Baird has taken time out from campaigning ahead of Saturday’s NSW State Election to sit down with the Sydney Morning Herald and The Daily Telegraph to talk to them about the very real chance that he might… Read More ›
Increasing Storms In Teacups Not A Result of Climate Change
The government have been making more and more frequent references to extreme weather events localised to delicate crockery. These so-called storms in teacups are, according to the government, in no way related to climate change which totally doesn’t exist. Environment… Read More ›
Inner West Man Admits: ‘I voted for Tony Abbott’
At a dinner party in Sydney’s Inner West last night a man admitted that he voted for Prime Minister Tony Abbott in the last federal election. In a shocking turn of events Adrian Marlone, 43, architect from Marrickville admitted his voting… Read More ›
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