Nationals MP George Christensen is not coping with the fallout from his Leader Barnaby Joyce’s affair and is said to be acting out. With reports that he has threatened other children with his toy gun. “We see it quite often… Read More ›
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“Parliament So Much Nicer Without Those Freaks From The Lower House” Says Senate
After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
Fiona Nash To Dress As An Eligible Australian Senator At The National’s Halloween Party
Deputy leader of the National party Fiona Nash was spotted in the Canberra suburb of Deakin shopping for an outfit for her party’s annual Halloween party. When asked what costume she was considering Nash told of her plans to dress… Read More ›
‘Fatty’ Vautin to star in ‘Hanson: The Musical’
With Pauline Hanson’s One Nation constantly in the daily news cycle, it was only matter of time before Senator Hanson’s political life would be made into a full musical. The production will feature songs by Hanson (the band), and produced… Read More ›
George Christensen’s Operation To Remove A Benign Bernardi Successful
Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
Queensland Pharrell Fan Not Happy About Actually Being In Room Without A Roof
A north Queensland fan of Pharrell Williams has questioned the lyrics of the American singer’s hit song “Happy” after losing the roof of his home to tropical cyclone Debbie. “Terrified and devastated are the emotions I felt as the winds… Read More ›