Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
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Bolt Incensed That The ABC Somehow Hacked Into The Herald Sun’s Front Page
Australia’s leading pedophile defender Andrew Bolt is incensed at the ABC, claiming that the National Broadcaster had somehow hacked into the Herald Sun newspaper and planted a story about Cardinal Pell being investigated by the police on the front page…. Read More ›
Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
Nation Wakes Up Wondering WTF Will Go Wrong Today
The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›
Pell Ecstatic To Once Again Be Free To Touch The Children Of Australia
Cardinal Pell has talked of his relief at being released from prison, following the overturning of his conviction by the High Court. The Cardinal spoke enthusiastically about being allowed to once again reach out and touch the children of Australia…. Read More ›
Bolt Demands That The Nation’s Parks And Playgrounds Be Opened For George Pell
Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›
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