One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has demanded that Australia slow down its immigration rate until she’s had a chance to catch up on hating all the immigrants that are already here. “There’re whole groups of migrants that I haven’t got… Read More ›
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Australian, American Immigration Policy Still Based On That One Scene From “Scarface”
Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›
Dutton Poll Shock 70% Of Australians Avoid Carbs
In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
“Letting My Ancestors Into The Country Was A Bad Mistake,” Says Peter Dutton
Australia is still paying the price for whoever the knucklehead was who let my ancestors into the country, admitted Peter Dutton in a candid speech to parliament yesterday. “Imagine how much better Australia’s standing in the world would be if… Read More ›
Parliamentary Gift Shop To Sell Peter Dutton Inspired Tin Foil Hats
Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems
The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›
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